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Things you might be interested in knowing about me:

I was born at 12:16 a.m. on August 27th. I weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz. and was 18 inches long.

At birth, my mother describes me as "RED AND HOWLING" in my "Wee Me" baby book.  
This explains a lot about me.

My favorite color is black because it hides stains and I feel super-cool in it.

I like restaurants with very clean bathrooms.

I really like peas. Whipped up as a soup they make the most gorgeous color.

I prefer many animals to many people.

I prefer most dogs to most people.

I love my dog more than the moon and stars:
I’m allergic to house dust.

I'm also allergic to tobacco (oops! shouldn't have smoked all those ciggies).

When I was five, my mom had to cut gum out of my lovely strawberry locks, leaving me with a Beaver Cleaver haircut. (photo coming soon).

I'm vegan, but think it's a crap word, so I call myself "meatless wonder" (I know, pretentious).

I'm a vegan who sometimes eats fish and I feel really bad about it...I'm sure the fish feel worse.

I’ve embarrassed everyone in my family at least 5 times.

I've embarrassed everyone in my husband's family at least 10 times.
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